10. All paper clips must be recycle.
9. No more free sugar and Milo in the pantry, no even free dish soap.
8. The use of toilet will be charged
7. This year family day is held at office lobby.
6. No more expensive medical plan. If anybody sick go see HR for free Panadol and minyak kapak.
5. Instated of people, the company now hire monkey and pay them in peanuts.
4. To reduce the use of color printer colorful company logo is changed to black & white.
3. The usual 2 or 3 months bonuses are replaced with 2 or 3 bottles of 'Bonus' brand soya milk.
2. From now on, Information Service Department only upgrade virtual memory in employer notebook.
And No 1 sign your company is in red ink
1. CEO & CTO are sported eating lunch in a warung behind the office.
2 comments:
hahahahhaha menyesakkan sungguh tanda-tanda ko ni pandir.. syndrom ni cam dah jadik jek kat company ko keje kan mueh mueh mueh.
PS: company aku stabil lagik :P
iss mana ada cerita nie fiction semata-mata tak de kena dgn reality. hahahah
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