Q: How do programmers make love?
A: unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount;sleep
Q; What do programmers do when they are dying?
A: shutdown -h now
Q: How much effort do programmers put on their job
A: 110%,
13% monday
20% tuesday
47% wednesday
24% thursday
6% friday
Q: How many programers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none - It’s a hardware problem
Q: Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance
Q: Why are programmers annoy with a kilometer ?
A: Because a kilometer should be equal to 1024 meters
Q: What did the Java programmers say to the C programmers?
A: You've got no class
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