10. When you don't know what to do, call a meeting.
9. Remember. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.
8. Don't raise issues because you will be the one to do them.
7. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
6. The more meeting you attend, the busier you look.
5. If you can't convince them, try confuse them.
4. When make promise be sure to include escape clause.
3. Follow, don't lead. Nothing bad can happen if you just follow the leader beyond the fact.
2. Blame everthing to the last guy who has been fired.
And No 1 rules of office survival is
Kept your work complex and hard to understand and you keep your job.
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