Monday, March 2, 2009

Top 10 things I really wish to say to the client

10. You idea is not possible. You live in fantasy land.
9.  It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
8.  Even budak sekolah tadika can follow this instructions.
7.  No. You didn't have good singing voice. In fact, you are tone deaf.
6.  If you want it faster. Do it yourself.
5.  Who do you think I am? your personal slave?
4.  You would smell alot nicer if you take a bath once a while.
3.  If you don't save, its your fault.
2.  You are stupid idiot.

And No 1 thing I really wish to say to the client
1. Just for once, read the f**king manual.

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