10 Tanda2 Hari Raya Dah Dekat

10. Muka boss dah jarang nampak. Tak nak bagi duit raya la tu.

9. Belum masuk Ramadah lagi, tiket balik kampung dah sold out.

8. Ramai lak jadi businesswoman dalam opis nie jual kuih raya, tudung raya, baju raya, jahit labuci.

7. Sogo sesak gila, kalah reban ayam.

6. Cerita putus jari dah mula memenuhi surat kabar.

5. Masjid dah kurang orang jemaah terawih.

4. Dah start malas nak buat keja maklum le mood raya.

3. Kuih raya yang awalnye 1 balang sepuluh ringgit skrg dah cheep sale 3 sepuluh ringgit.

2. Bank pun dah tak de duit kecik nak tukar.

Dan no 1 tanda2 hari raya dah dekat ialah

Munculnya Ahmad Jais.

Top 10 reason I procrastinate

10. I got paid by hour.

9. I work best under pressure.

8. Self important. People have to wait for me to finish my work.

7. The right inspiration hasn't kick in yet.

6. Doctor order me not to stress out.

5. I see dateline more like guideline.

4. Lack of motivation.

3. It fashionable to be late.

2. I'm a busy guy.

And No 1 reason I procrastinate is

I'm lazy.